I sat three feet away from a 100 mile per hour wind today
while i ate 6 snicker bars and watched an amphibious turtle get eaten by a hummingbird
my legs got caught in the over pass off College
and my hands were eaten by a shark in my pool
i am typing this with my elbows.
the sun went down before i could wake up
and my fatigue ended when a cup of vanilla pudding jumped into my mouth and slid down my esophagus.
i enjoy pretending i am dead when i wake up and i make strange correlations between the time on my clock and quotes from old math problems i never did.
my bones are cracking from over use.
i think i will go smoke a cigarette and lie to my self about health benefits from listening to Rush Limbaugh.
